Whatever you can do , or dream you can do,
begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
--Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become
what they are capable of becoming.
-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
What's Women?
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you dont, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says its bad
If you arent, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didnt respect her
If you dont, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait
If she is late, she says thats a girls way
If you visit another man, youre not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh its natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by another men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful
WOMEN!
In the end, heres a proposition:
WOMEN ARE GODS MOST DELIGHTFUL CREATION!!
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Last Updated February 22, 2004 by Ying Liu